- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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