- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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