- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

whats white jizz

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Guest what in the butt

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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