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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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