My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Bitch

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Anti Joke

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