Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Allah walked into AK Bar

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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