- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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