- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Apple hates Blackberry.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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