What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Dumb

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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