What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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