- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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