- Anti Joke

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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