what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Poop

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Potassium? K.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Anti Joke

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