- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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