- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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