Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Justin Bieber

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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