What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

You know whats annoying? Steve

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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