- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A hill billy went fishing

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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