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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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