- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

12 niqqa 12.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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