I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

school homewrok

Justin beiber comment if u get it

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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