- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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