- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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