- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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