- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

woman's rights

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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