- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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