Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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