What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What's just not right? Left

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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