- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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