- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Wenis Penis

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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