Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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