- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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