- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

time to spruce up!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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