why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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sadf

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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