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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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