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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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