- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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