why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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