- Anti Joke

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit