- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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