In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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No it doesnt..

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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