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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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