A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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360 NO SCOPE

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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