- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

It's all Taggart

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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