- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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