Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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