- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Apple hates Blackberry.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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