- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

irish man drinking john smiths

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