Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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