Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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