What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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