Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Dumbledore dies.

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What comes after 69? 70

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Anti Joke

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