- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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