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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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