- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Blacks

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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