Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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