- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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