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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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