- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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