- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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