A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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