Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

woman's rights

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Anti Joke

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