How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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