- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

My cat just died.

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