- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

womens rights

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

i wonder who made this website? a human

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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