- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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