What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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