My cat just died.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Women's rights

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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