A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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