The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

irish man drinking john smiths

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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