Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Don't believe in Atheists.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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