What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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