- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

will you like this joke my sources say no

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