- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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