Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Poker face

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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