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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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