Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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why dont they make black forks

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Men's rights

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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