What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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