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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Tunechi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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