- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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