- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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