How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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