- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

kennah campion when she talks

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