- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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