- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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