Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Anti Joke

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