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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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