Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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