- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

knock knock i have diarrhea

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

My spelling is horrible

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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