- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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