What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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I'm homeless.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Your mother is so fat.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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