Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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