- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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