- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What? Huh?

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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