Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

knock knock!? . . No.

I'm homeless.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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