- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Women's rights

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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