- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Jack Stevens

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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