- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

I have cancer. And you're next.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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