- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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