Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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womans rights...

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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