- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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