What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

The Joke Below

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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