Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Caroline Kelly.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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