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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

hey, my names mark.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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