- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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