- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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