When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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