Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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