- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

what do you call obama a dumbass

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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