knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

I'm homeless.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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