- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

the sky is green no it is not

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

women's rights

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

A paralysed man falls over.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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