- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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