An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Error 37.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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