- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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