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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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