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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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