- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

penis

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

all the kids had fun

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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