Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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A car walks into a bar.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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