What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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